me 99 red balloons floating in the summer sky

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
stillgotyou: hoveringsombrero: doriantheexplorian: blastendedskrewtattack: mollyfreakinpotter: necromanticize: heliopaths: ohemgeeitslacey: FUCK YEAH IM A SPORK! You know… ive always felt rather spork-like. Thank goodness theyve corrected the system, i was never meant to be a Pisces. Leo? Nah, I’m a Llama. Shit, I’m a fucking coaster. I wanted to be a monocle. ;____; LLAMA, FUCK YEAH. OMG SUCCESS IM A LLAMA goddamn thermos but chandas is a mitten ha I AM A CLASSY-ASS MONOCLE. MITTEN!. I wish I was a llama though. D: im a monocle now, i miss being a loafer

stillgotyou:

hoveringsombrero:

doriantheexplorian:

blastendedskrewtattack:

mollyfreakinpotter:

necromanticize:

heliopaths:

ohemgeeitslacey:

FUCK YEAH IM A SPORK! You know… ive always felt rather spork-like. Thank goodness theyve corrected the system, i was never meant to be a Pisces.

Leo? Nah, I’m a Llama.

Shit, I’m a fucking coaster. I wanted to be a monocle. ;____;

LLAMA, FUCK YEAH.

OMG SUCCESS IM A LLAMA

goddamn thermos

but chandas is a mitten

ha

I AM A CLASSY-ASS MONOCLE.

MITTEN!. I wish I was a llama though. D:

im a monocle now, i miss being a loafer

(via once-uponadream)

fakescience   678 ♥ 01.19.11
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  3. sparklingspiderwebs reblogged this from iwant2fuckyourface and added:
    MITTENS!!!! KITTEN MITTENS!!!!
  4. iwant2fuckyourface reblogged this from sterbenmeinliebling
  5. rubles reblogged this from like-afairy-onacid
  6. slaroque reblogged this from mtweiner and added:
    I do NOT want to be a fucking Thermos!
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  8. littleloopyleah reblogged this from kiracakes and added:
    Chilli! hott as!
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  11. supercactus reblogged this from twentysomethingbopper and added:
    Croissants are clearly superior.
  12. taeby reblogged this from accidentally-on-purpose and added:
    I am also a unicycle.
  13. 99redballoonsfloatingby reblogged this from once-uponadream and added:
    im a monocle now, i miss being a loafer
  14. rainsinasia reblogged this from psiphisamurai and added:
    I always knew there was a reason I was drawn to the awesomeNESS of the spork!
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  23. americanmudbloodinlondon reblogged this from thecannyvixen and added:
    “Llama” croissant. fuck yeah
  24. thecannyvixen reblogged this from under-the-clock and added:
    Oh fuck, I am the “Chili”
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  26. unblinking reblogged this from potterhead and added:
    I’M A UNICYCLE, WHEEEEEEEE!
  27. aviatrixes reblogged this from midnightair and added:
    A+, being a monocle means I can finally be pretentious because it’s been predetermined ~by the stars.